Everything sounds better in Latin

1. Braccae tuae aperiuntur.
2. Credo Elvem ipsum etian vivere.
3. Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
4. Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea posui.
5. Capillamentum? Haudquaquam conieci esse!
6. In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spiniciae habes.
7. Cornu sono!
8. Osculare pultem meam!
9. Hostes alienigeni me abduxerunt. Qui annus est?
10. Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo.

What do these mean?

1. Your fly is open.
2. I think that Elvis is still alive.
3. I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
4. Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it.
5. A wig? I never would have guessed!
6. You have a big piece of spinach on your front teeth.
7. Beep-beep!
8. Kiss my grits!
9. I was kidnapped by aliens. What year is it?
10. Don't call me, I'll call you.

Look up other fun phrases here.