Short and sweet

During the children's program at church the Sunday before Christmas, the pre-schoolers class presented their Christmas program.

One of the children's workers asked the kids at one point, "Are you excited about receiving gifts on Christmas morning?" The children on stage gave the worker a blank stare.

However, one child, who was listening intently, shouted from the congregation, "Yes!" Nothing else in the program really compared, unless it was the little girl in the front row dancing around with a blanket on her head. :)

Kids are SO funny!
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"Dear Lord," the preacher began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point...